The Consortium

Barney's White House

If Cecelia had a boyfriend, it would - of course - be Barney.  Who can resist the charms of a conservative canine pundit?

- gangsta.

Cecelia

You see that picture up and to the right.  That's Cecelia.  She is an ass-kicker.  She can be very sweet, but I suspect that she only acts sweet while she is trying to think of a good way to kick your ass.  She kicks other dogs' asses all the time.  Cecelia is almost never cranky, except when she's kicking your ass.  At those times, the people getting their ass kicked probably think she is kind of cranky. 

Cecelia likes to sing.  She howls along with certain songs on the radio, especially U2's "In a Little While" (which her owner likes) and the Black Eyed Peas "Let's Get It Started" (to which her owner is quite indifferent).  She especially likes singing along to these songs when she is kicking ass.

Cecelia is part chinese chow and part golden retriever.  She likes to hunt squirrels, especially slow, stumbling squirrels that are kind of stupid (so that she can catch them and kick their ass.) 

Cecelia likes Christmas.