The Consortium

His 2 Cent...

One of GQ's Men of the Year is 50 Cent who is apparently a big fan of President Bush.  He calls our Commander-in-Chief, "incredible...a gangsta."  He goes on to say that had it not been for his felony conviction he would have voted for President Bush and, "I wanna meet George Bush, just shake his hand and tell him how much of me I see in him."

Take that Kanye with ya gay-ass pastel pop-collared shirts.......

BORU

Debbie Gibson Does America

Following in the footsteps of her more popular but less talented colleague Tiffany, Deborah Gibson is taking it all off to make American men happy.  It appears that Deborah will be posing for Playboy soon.  I highly suggest a view of the Deborah Gibson homepage.  It is a source of hilarity when you are feeling down.  (Don't worry, it is safe for work).

It's only a matter of time before our society's current teenage idols Lindsay and Britney make the next generation of American men cheer with approval by taking their turn in front of Hef's camera.

Debbie, er, Deborah Enjoys the Beach

-tre

Be Scared. Be Very Scared.

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Courtesy of Wizbang.

-- Dr. Tre

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