Sore loser and pie enthusiast Albert Gore the Second is in Australia hawking his "global warming" fantasy, An Inconvenient Truth (not to be confused with the new Barney Frank biopic, An Ill-tempered Poof) . He requested a meeting with Prime Minister John Howard to discuss climate change, man-made gasses, unicorn-infestation, and cooties.
He was, however, rebuffed. The administration declared that they do not, as a matter of course, take policy advice from filmmakers and entertainers.
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