The Consortium

Tryin to rid the 4% Commie in Me (BORU)

You Are 96% Capitalist, 4% Socialist

You're a capitalist pig - and proud of it. You believe that business makes the world great... And you'd never be ashamed of being rich!

Are You a Socialist or Capitalist?

Trick or Treat

The Widgerson Library & Pub sets out the ground rules for this Halloween.  Make sure to follow them to a Tee.  I think this one will come in handy in a few years once the Little Man is old enough to walk:

StB starts us off with the two most important rules for when you see a man taking his kids out trick or treating.

1. Offer him a beer (unless he's driving)
2. Update him on any NFL scores he may want.

Check out the rest!

-tre

Categories

Americans love lists.  That's why shows like the Top 40 countdown or the 30 sexiest women of country music so popular and why the weekly college football rankings are followed so closely.  It's because we love to categorize things. 

Sitting here in my office at the end of the day, I decided to carry on the great American tradition of listing things by categorizing America's friends and enemies in the world.  Do you agree with me?  Am I being too generous to some or unfair to others? 

Friends: United Kingdom, Italy, Poland, Japan, Australia, South Korea, Pakistan, Israel, Afghanistan, Iraq, Bulgaria, the Ukraine, Czech Republic, Slovakia, Hungary, Denmark, the Netherlands, Portugal, Egypt, Kuwait

Enemies: China, Venezuela, Iran, Syria, Sudan, North Korea, Cuba

Enemy - Enablers: France, Russia, Spain, South Africa, Canada, Mexico, Brazil, Saudi Arabia

It seems to me that we have more friends around the world than enemies, but what do I know?

-tre