Last night, the always stellar and on-the-ball Larry King was surrounded by the - well to put it kindly - beefy All-American 9 Democrat "ladies" of the US Senate. King looked like a kitchen-witch quarterback with center Mary Landrieu, half backs Mikulski and Stabenow, and Full back Clinton. Offensive tackles Cantwell and Murray and Offensive Guard (dog) Boxer made quite a formidable wall of fleshiness swaddled in late 80's fashion. Square-jawed Feinstein was looking particulary fetching in her Uncle Milty get up, but someone shoulda told her not to tape anything at night on TV - the cameras are so unforgiving when it comes to 5 o'clock shadow. Luckily the table behind which the bruisers sat was covered in front but I guarantee there wasn't a defined ankle to be found amongst those 18 thick hamhocks. They announced that they are unified in their position on Iraq (and then Landrieu voted against both the Kerry and Levin amendments so by unified she meant not unified), that Geroge W. Bush is evil, and by all the bobblehead impressions going on seemed to agree with each other on everything. Good to see that the party of such wonderful diversity could get 9 white asexual upperclass women to find accord. It says a lot about them.
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